You know, it's easy to tell a veteran performer from a costumed patron (besides the glasses, wool cape in August, bedroom slippers, and Knights Of Columbus sword.) The performer carries on his person everything he's going to need for that day; the patron wears the clothing, but rarely the items that complete the costume, the stuff my friend "Fox" calls fiddly bits: a pouch, a belt, a knife to eat with, a bowl to eat from, among other things.

Well, we don't offer all of that, but we do have more than enough here to get you started.